I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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