Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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