I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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