your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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