they said they heard you say put it in my butt
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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