Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize