Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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