glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
