Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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