I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
