I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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