So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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