I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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