Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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