Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
A bitchslap is in order.
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