we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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