I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
