he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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