Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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