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Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
