Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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