You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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