its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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