On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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