And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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