So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
either way he was missing a nipple.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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