Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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