What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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