I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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