Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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