Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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