So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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