He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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