i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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