would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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