ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm having to shit out rocks
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