it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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