She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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