you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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