I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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