just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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