oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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