He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
did i walk over a car last night?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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