no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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