Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Randomize
