Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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