its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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