ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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