It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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