p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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