Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i think my mom watched the whole time
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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