found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
this is an emotional support booty call
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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