In the future we'll all be gay
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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