You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I bet he comes in French.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Found the puke drawer
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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