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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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